10. Toothy blowjobs are the norm.
Let’s face it. Guys with large members (especially girthy ones) are gonna have a hard time receiving oral sex. Unless your girl (or guy) has an exceptionally large mouth, this is something you’ll need to get used to.
Solutions? None to speak of, other than looking for a partner with a really big mouth. Better yet, find a head-giving fanatic with dentures!
9. Your dong hangs down into the toilet water
This one is truly a pain in the ass. Some toilets have really short bowls or high water levels. This is a recipe for disaster. There’s nothing more disgusting than your unit dipping into the water after taking a huge shit.
Solutions? None, really. At home you could purchase a toilet with a tall bowl or lower the water level. In public, the only thing you can do is just be careful.
8. Some sexual positions are out of the question
As a fellow big dick guy, this is one of the most frustrating for me. Very few women can handle the big D without some complications. Therefore, it’s up to the guy to be extra gentle, or let the lady set the pace.
Solutions? Learn to BE GENTLE. Don’t just stick it in and pound away. It takes a little patience and finesse. Listen to your partner; they will guide you.
7. Masturbation requires TWO hands
Sure, the job can be done easily with one hand. But it feels SOOOOO much better with two. The downside? This method requires significantly more effort.
Solutions? Invest in a penis pump (a big one), or lift some weights and build those arm muscles up!
6. Hitting the back wall when you’re only part way in
This one is real frustrating for guys and gals. For a woman, there’s almost nothing more painful than a well hung guy banging up against her cervix. It’s painful for her, and she’ll likely end the sexy time if it hurts too much. For him, without full insertion, his pleasure is significantly diminished.
Solutions? None, really. You can always look for a girl that has a little more room down there to accommodate your big penis.
5. Buying jeans is a challenge
Unless you don’t mind putting your “unit” on display for the world, buying jeans is tricky business. If skinny or tight fitting jeans are your thing, you have no choice but to let the bulge show. You could always switch to baggy or loose fitting jeans. However, for me, I don’t like loose fitting clothing. So…bulging it is.
Solutions? Wear baggy pants, or put your unit on display for the world. Those are your only options.
4. Finding condoms is a real headache
Most condoms in the US are relatively the same size. There are larger sizes available, such as magnums, but these don’t always accommodate the larger gentlemen. The ring at the bottom often chokes your chicken, and leaves a red ring for a while.
Solutions? A couple of brands I recommend are the Durex Maximum Love and the Lifestyles SKYN Large. These are wider condoms (56mm) and should accommodate your needs.
3. Bathing suits
This is one of the trickiest problems to date. There’s really not much you can do here. A tight Speedo certainly won’t conceal anything. A baggy swimsuit will still show your member to the entire public pool when you get it wet.
Solutions? Don’t go swimming in a public pool. Get used to people staring at your battleship.
2. Being refused sex
There’s nothing worse than being turned down by a lady friend after she sees what kind of heat you’re packing. Who doesn’t like the thrill of meeting that hot drunk girl at the bar? She flirts with you, and you with her. Some small talk and dancing. She invites you back to her place for some more drinks and music. Things get heated and then she reaches down your pants. Everything stops. She gets that scared look on her face and outright refuses to have sex with you.
Solutions? Nothing you can do here. If she’s too small, or just downright afraid of it, you’re out of luck. Maybe she can give you a hand job.
1. Accidentally sit on your big dong
This is the absolute worst in my opinion. You’re having a good night on the town with your friends, having just met some really cute ladies. You go to have a seat on the bar stool, and CRUNCH…you just sat on your own dick and balls. Painful and humiliating. Of course the discomfort goes away, but it takes a bit. Maybe even a trip to the restroom. Hopefully your admirers don’t leave while you’re tending to your penis.
Solutions? Actually there is an easy fix for this. Proper fitting underwear can basically eliminate this problem. Compression shorts, or just tight fitting briefs can do the trick.