Most lists show us sex toys that we don’t understand, would never actually use or we can’t afford to buy. This list changes that. We list our top ten weird sex toys that you will actually want to use.
Split Peaches Unicorn Horn
The Unicorn Horn is exactly as described – a toy designed in the image of a unicorn. If you’re big into fantasy and mystical creatures, as the most mythical of the ten weird sex toys on this list, the Unicorn Horn is right up your alley. Made of 100% silicone, it is body safe and comes in three different sizes. Split Peaches is known for creating custom colours, but let’s be honest – it can’t get any better than the rainbow horn. A rainbow unicorn horn!
Bad Dragon Dildos
Speaking of fantasy – ever wondered what it would be like to get it on with a dragon? Now you don’t have to imagine. Bad Dragon fashions have created insertable toys shaped how they think dragon dicks would look. Each dildo in the shop has a little story to go with the character, too. I never thought dragons would turn me on, but you need to see some of these bad dragon beauties made of 100% silicone.
Self Delve Garden of Eden
Remember growing up with movies claiming you can have sex with fruits and vegetables? Well, they were wrong… until now. Self Delve, a German company, has created a Garden of Eden line so you can finally find out what it’s like to masturbate with a silicone eggplant. They even take it a step further – some of their toys ripen with your body temperature.
Split Peaches Grenade Butt Plug
This weird sex toy is not for anal plug beginners. Pretty self-explanatory – it is shaped like a grenade, made of 100% silicone and comes in three different sizes. Split Peaches has been known to exclaim “attack that ass!”. It is massive, but what else would you expect from a toy shaped as a weapon? Use lube, lots of lube, and enjoy that girth with one of the most explosive of all the weird sex toys on our list!
Crystal Delights Pony Tail
Not only do you get one of Crystal Delight’s beautiful glass butt plugs, but you also have the option to attach a tail to your favourite colour. There is a range of colours that can be changed to reflect whatever mood you are in. How could you NOT want this? You get to be a pony. It might not turn on your partner (or it might!), but one thing is for sure: you’re going to have a lot of fun prancing around.
Gorge Ohwell Drumstick Stuffer
Are you a serious chicken lover? Then Gorge Ohwell has the perfect toy for you. Starting the food section on our top ten weird sex toys list, the fried chicken drumstick, this one allows you to get even closer to your favourite food. Really realistic looking and made of 100% silicone. Just make sure not to keep it in the kitchen, or your guests might be in for a surprise.
Gorge Ohwell Cheeseburger Ball Gag
Somehow Gorge Ohwell has managed to make the cheeseburger sexy. If you’re into some light BDSM, you’re probably familiar with the use of ball gags. This gag brings your playtime to a whole other level with a 100% silicone food replica. You get to stuff a cheeseburger in your partner’s mouth. Just hope you don’t get hungry mid-session.
Tenga Eggs – weird sex toys in travel size
Male masturbators come in all shapes and sizes – some realistic and some texturised for enhanced pleasure. Tenga created something unique: masturbating eggs. They are one-time use, male masturbators. They are the perfect size for travelling and being discreet. Just crack open the packaging, add some lube and have a yolkin’ good time.
Yes, this doesn’t seem to belong on our weird sex toys list because it looks like a stereotypical dildo. The difference? You get to make your own. As long as you have a penis or can borrow a penis, you get to create your own replica in 100% silicone. Missing your boyfriend? Just make a clone, and he’ll never be that far away. Or you get to see what it is like to have sex with yourself.
Vesper by Crave Necklace Vibrator
Feeling frisky but don’t want to leave the house with a bag of weird sex toys? Crave has got you covered with their vibrator necklace. Camouflaged as a piece of stainless steel jewellery, not even your in-laws would be suspicious. Whether you want to make a bold statement or you’ve learned always to be prepared – Vesper is the perfect choice to get your buzz on. You can pick silver, rose gold or 24 kt gold plating.